The Sword


a ridiculous good heavy metal band formed in 2003 hailing from austin texas. they remind me of why i love metal in the first place. their sound is a throwback to old school metal acts like black sabbath. while not the most technical band out there(there riffs kick -ss though), but god d-mn are their songs catchy. everyone of their songs are equally as amazing, and none of them feel like filler at all. their lyrics mostly center on norse and other mythological stories.

no overly w-nky guitar solos, no constant double b-ss, no stupid cookie monster growling vocals. just pure, raw, old-school heavy metal. the sword is what metal is all about and are the best modern metal band within a decade.

current alb-ms:
age of winters – 2006
g-ds of the earth – 2008

all their songs are available on their mysp-ce or youtube pages, so just type in the sword to hear them all.(i’m not allowed to post links).

i will never forgive myself for missing them at the metallica concert back in january
the sword kicks your f-cking -ss.
a lazy form for sorry ….
instead of just sayin sorry…
hey dude wats this obsession wid the s word…
or
luk buddy um completely against the s word.

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