The Table

the largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in houston. antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking compet-tions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. descended from ‘the blob’ and root group of the ‘neo-table.’

complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
“the table = girls who enjoy shoving cr-p in my hair and correcting my grammar.” – winston knapp

marcus (i) am the husband of all table members. no ifs, ands, or buts about it. if you’re part of the table, you’re part of my harem. – marcus barnett, ‘basic fundamental principles of the table’
1) another name for james hetfield of metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on lou reed and metallica’s “the view”, from the alb-m lulu

2) an object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.
james hetfield:
i am the root

i am the progress

i’m the aggressor

i am the tablet

these ten stories
the coolest place ever, forever doc-mented at www.thetable.tk
“in other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month.”