The ‘Tail’ Of Lobster-Ass
derived from an ancient story of french decent. the french b-st-rds were searching for the lost city of heracleum. egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the technique of tying pyramid rocks to their -sses to pull them down significantly faster. french also had a good technique, they would take live lobsters and shove them up their -ss so the tail would stick out and flap around acting as a propeller. there is no clear evidence as to who discovered this city, if it was discovered at all. some say it was discovered but kept hidden. it is fairly evident that the egyptians technique did not work considering 45 of the 46 test dummies never surfaced again. the only person to surface only did so because when he got to the bottom he allegedly shoved a lobster up his -ss to propel him to the top. when he surfaced he had one quote before he died of unknown causes. he said “what the f-ck were we thinking?!” in some strange tongue (some believe this tongue to be egyptian, due to the fact that egyptian was his nationality).
a great dispute started over who created the “‘tail’ of the lobster–ss” due to the death of the egyptian. this caused a great battle involving the egyptions taking two lobsters to the sleeping french shoving one waayyyyy up his -sshole and clamping one to the frenulum of his p-n-s. some believe this is the beginning of era where the french become large salty -ssholes, due to the large lobster, fresh out of the the salt water, being shoved up their -ss. no correlation was made the lobster clamping onto their penal skin.
now-a-days this is a common prank done among teenagers but the teenagers need to be really really f-cking hammered to the point where the victim wont remember how he got the lobster in his -ss. he wakes up questioning himself. this prank is extra funny because it often convinces the teenager that he is gay with a lobster fetish.
never used in everyday dialog except to say, “what f-cking moron wrote the definition of the ‘tail’ of lobster–ss?”
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