the talk


a conversation most american parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about s-x even though they’ve already known it all for a couple of years by that time. therefore it only serves to embar-ss the teen.
i’m not having the talk with my kids, i want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like i did, and like everyone should.
1. (n) a conversation, normally extremely awkward and painful, between a parent and their offspring about s-x. it tends to not really teach the kid anything other than don’t talk to your parents about s-x.

2. (n) a talk in which two people, generally of different s-xes, discuss what they are in relation to each other, what they want from each other, and what they are going to do about it. also awkward, embarr-ssing, and painful, but for different reasons.
1. my dad and i had the talk last night. he figured it was about time, since i just started dating sarah.

2. emerson totally wants bianca. it’s rather sad. they should have the talk so that he can move on.
the ultimate “oh sh-t” moment for teens across america. when the parents try to speak to their children about s-x. however this is usually uneffective, since the teen usually has known for maybe years.
son, it’s time for… the talk.

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