the tapeworm diet
when you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.
cate: you’ve lost weight. are you on some kind of diet.
natalie: i’m on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutb-tter.
cate: you must be working out?
natalie: yeah, i do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
cate: whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
natatlie: there’s something wrong with me. i’m scared.
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