The Wookie Wack
step 1: find a hairy man.
step 2: shave hairy man entirely.
step 3: gather all the shavings in your hand.
step 4: give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
step 5: pat yourself on the back.
after i had a bad day at the hair salon, i decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.
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