The Tasker


– when you just don’t feel like working
– your tent needs to dry
– or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
– a tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
– or sometimes you just want to leave work early

note: there are unlimited taskers at hand
note: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a “sick day”
“…i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry”
his doing the tasker!

“…my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago…i need to fix it”
his doing the tasker!

“…it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case…you never know”
his doing the tasker!

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