The Telegram


armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service
“mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. it didn’t have to be a vehicle. it just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and mrs. mackall would get the telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . ” – from red storm rising by tom clancy

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