The Ten Commandments
1) the younger the better
2) the tighter the better
3) it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught
4) young enough to read young enough to bleed
5) it’s not who you know it’s who you blow
6) if you can’t join them ((women)baines), beat them
7) if you can get it in you can do anything
8) a real man loves his woman every day of the month
9) if it hurts, it works
10) catch it, scat it, rape it, bin it
—additional—
11) some can, some can’t
12) bag and rag, hump and dump
if thee followeth these holy vows, thy world is thyine oyster shaa-moan!
peace
omg i just read the sickest thing today on ud man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!
really where they bad?
oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight
will do bro, will do
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