the thanos


a s-xual act in which the male takes a gigantic metal glove with stones on the knuckles, and shoves it into the female’s v-g-n-, destroying exactly half of the p-ssy in the process. no more, no less. afterwards, the male uses only his fingers to pound the shredded half of the v-g-n- into dust.
ray: “hey, i heard you used the thanos on her last night?”
steven: “indeed i did! she’s not feeling so good, though.”
when you are about to c-m, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
i wanted to nut so i did the thanos and left
a s-xual act in which the male takes a humongous metal glove with rocks on its knuckles, shoves it into the female’s p-ssy, and proceeds to use it to shred exactly half of the female’s v-g-n-. no more, no less. afterwards, the male uses said glove to pound the shredded half of the v-g-n- into dust using nothing but his fingers.
brad: “hey, so i heard you used the thanos on her last night?”
steven: “indeed i did! she’s not feeling so good, though.”

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