the third wheel code


only one rule to being the third wheel and it must be followed to a dime.
1.) you dont speak, unless you have something funny to say. after saying it laugh and then go back to silence
also: walk ahead, behinde or off to the side never with the couple
congrats you lonley loser you now know how the tird wheel code works
that was awkward-dude 1
well next time follow the third wheel code, bro

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