the tim mcgraw
a s-xual act in which the woman puts ink around her v-g-n- so that when the man (or another woman) pleasures her orally, he gets a ring around his mouth resembling tim mcgraw’s facial hair. the act is only completed once the man puts on a cowboy hat and boots. he must then sing a tim mcgraw song.
jeremiah’s girlfriend made him do the tim mcgraw, and he subsequently died of ink poisoning.
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