the unicorns

a trio of unwordly proportions. sp-wned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.
after seeing the unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.
a beautifully amazing indie band.
the unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light…which is good.
band. nicholas neil diamonds, alden ginger, j’aime tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.
the unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.
a s-xual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.
justin did the unicorn last night.

sounds mystical.

not really…
following in the tradition of “the dirty sanchez”, this is a s-xual act. this can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. while she is sleeping you -j-c-l-t- in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it’s taut. rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.
my girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and i was sick of it. so after she fell asleep, i rubbed one out and gave her the unicorn and left for good.
a s-xual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman’s head, and his b-lls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened p-n-s sticks out from her forehead.
i was given the unicorn last night for $30! it was amazing!
when a man sits on a woman’s forehead so his erect p-n-s looks like a horn. when this is executed properly the man’s t-st-cl-s should also be covering the woman’s eyes.
last night was so much fun, i gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

matt: look at this picture, i’m giving jenelle the unicorn.
erin: ewwww

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