The Tim walrus
this is a s-xuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to f-ck her while she fights for air. to complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. please note when finished you should check for signs of life.
optional: this can also be done during -n-l, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable
“did you hear what happened to pam? she got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation”
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