The Todd


a character on scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. may be bis-xual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. loves wearing banana hammocks.
elliott: “anaconda,” isn’t that the one with the giant snake?
(the todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
the todd: (pointing to self) no, this is the one with the giant snake. i was waiting down there for hours.
double bourbon and c-ke in a tall gl-ss
can i have the todd please barman.

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