The Toliet Song


a spoof of, “the v-g-n- song” originally written by willam belli.
the misspelling of, “toliet” was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pr-nounced, “toa’lye-et”.
lyrics to the toliet song:

♫ some of them are warm, some of them are cold ♫
♫ some are kind of scary, and this is what they’re called ♫
♫ toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ they call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ some belong to rich folk, they’re really clean & bonged ♫
♫ but big or small i flush em’all ♫
♫ that’s why i sing my song! ♫
♫ toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ they call that thing…toliet ♫
♫ toliet! ♫
♫ some smell really dirty, like puke & sh-t and such ♫
♫ some smell like a m-ssengill douche ’cause they’ve been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ they call that thing…toliet ♫
♫ toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ they call that thing…toliet ♫
♫ nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee in the toliet, not on the toliet!) 😮

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