The Tolken


the tolken, a s-xaul position taken from the parody of the length of the “lord of the rings,” motion pictures and the book written by j.r.r. tolken. this is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 – 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.
man 1: “i was re-enacting lotr last night, i gave my bird the tolken and she fair can’t walk right anymore. =d”

man 2: “alrighhhhht!”

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