The Tom Selleck
is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go b-lls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their p-b-s on the upper lip of the receiver. this invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary tom selleck.
just before i banged your mom i gave her the tom selleck and took a picture!
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