The Tonya


a two handed shocker or stinger. twice the fun, half the time.

also a shocker-crab.
so we were sitting there, and jimmy comes in and he’s got this sh-t-eating smile on his face, we ask him why. the dirty b-st-rd pulled the tonya on some sl-t and her milf. what a killah.

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