The Top Gear Effect
the theory that excessive watching of the car programme “top gear” by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, h-m-erotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform s-xual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and f-ck the exhausts of expensive cars.
the top gear effect: “have been binge watching top gear repeats on dave recently and i keep having this really disturbing dream where i’m out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with jeremy clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night… well i don’t want to repeat that part of the dream.”
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