the tosh.0
after an epic party one goes home with a fat chick in a green shirt. one then finds a ride home on a homeless man’s grocery cart whilst giving or receiving oral s-x to the fat chick. once arrived at the apartment the skinny male proceeds to f-ck the sh-t out of the fat b-tch while she is on all fours. then proceed to take off the chick’s green shirt and stretch it out in front of her face like a green screen. while continuing to rail the sh-t out of this poor girl the skinny dude starts telling sh-tty jokes and tries to proclaim he is not gay.
dude my deep v neck shirt didn’t get me any hot v-g-n-, tonight. i guess i’ll just do the tosh.0
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