The TretiaK


pr-nounced: “tret” “e” “ack”

the personification of a total ruthless person that doesn’t give a sh-t about anybody or anything. a leader not a follower who fears n-body. an internet superhero who’s biggest power lies in his skill at videogames and sh-ttalking. no one dare f-cks with him. the savior of all social outcasts and destroyer of social parasites. a mortal g-d if one was to ever exist. the inventor of words you never knew existed. the king of jews.

the death of the human race. the coming of the apocalypse. if your not with him, your against him.
did you hear that the tretiak just became mara’s new diplomat?
oh god, uni 1 has just gone to h-ll…
f-ck man, i just got fleetcrashed by aral! d-mn it, where is the tretiak when u need him?!

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