The Triceratops
a s-x position involving 3 appendages. step 1 ram your runny nose in the females open mouth, step 2 plop your raging wooly mammoth c-ck in her sloppy-joe v-g-n-, step 3 loop your left arm under and in between your muscular legs and insert your stone cold fist in her tight r-ct-m. step 4 enjoy your hard work and be sure to buy icy hot for your aches you and her will feel in the morning. 🙂
holy cow! that mother f-cker just pulled the triceratops on that b-tch! i bet they are gonna feel that in the morning!
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