The Turkey
when you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the -ss just as hard as you can. you leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
she knew when i gobbled she was getting the turkey.
when you bend over and tuck your b-lls so they appear to hang from your -sshole much resembling a turkeys neck.
tj bent over and gave us all the turkey.
the act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his p-n-s up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers’ waistband, then pulling his b-lls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. this trick is closely related to the mongoose.
my friends were both enthused and horrified when i did the turkey in front of them.
a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you’re a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your p-n-s with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you m-st-rb-t-.
man #1: what is your favorite method of masturbation?
man #2: i like to do the stranger, what about you?
man #1: i prefer the turkey.
man #2: i forgot about that one! nevermind i want to change my answer to the turkey!
man #1: well done my friend.
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