Thong Tan


a tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

you get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. after you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.
-after going to the beach

lizzy: awww man, i just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

mickey: lucky for me i wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. looks like a s-xy tan, you got there.

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