The Turkey Jones
to suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the nfl.
named after the infamous 1976 steelers/browns game where joe (turkey) jones suplexed terry bradshaw resulting in bradshaw getting a concussion. whenever a ball carrier gets the turkey jones in the nfl, it’s immediately followed by a brief discussion about the “good ol’ days” from the color -n-lyst covering the game. bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a sunday night game and chris collinsworth pretends to know what he’s talking about while al michaels tells him to shut up in a p-ssive aggressive manner.
chris collinsworth- “see? that’s another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. you can’t slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol’ days with turkey jones and terry bradshaw.”
al michaels- “are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?”
chrish collinsworth- “….”
al michaels- “while you’re at it, why not call madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you.”
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