The Wrench


when you stick four fingers in your girls puss, and your thumb in her -ss.

also known as:
four in the hun, one in the gun
four in the pink on in the stink.
hey jacob, imma give stacy the wrench!
‘the wrench’ is where one t-st-cl- is accidentally and suddenly trapped/squeezed by the central stiching line of your trousers, after remaining in a seated/slouching post-tion for too long. in sufferers this causes you to involuntarily leap forward/up whilst simultaneously blurting incomplete expletives.

the wrench can also cause nausea and extended bruising in extreme cases involving jeans. also sometimes caused by excessive gugging on hot days.
i was on the sofa watching telly the other day. as i leaned over to get the remote, i uncrossed my legs and got a really bad case of the wrench – i was on the floor for about 15 minutes, crying like a baby trying not to throw up. one of my b-ll-cks is now grapefruit sized.

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