The turtle is peeking


when you have to take a cr-p so bad that it feels like it has already started to “peek” out your -ss similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its sh-ll.
the turtle is peeking. if i don’t get to a bathroom right now, i’m going to sh-t my pants.

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