The turtles breath

the fart that precedes the sudden urge to sh-t, as the head of the sh-t momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the -n-s. much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe
‘did you just fart stui?’ that wasn’t a fart mate, that was the turtles breath…. gotta go!’

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