The Ultimate Question
the ultimate question is a constantly changing question based on who is asking it and who is being asked. the reason for this is because every person is different and every person’s ultimate question is, subsequently, different.every person has a diffrent ultimate question but i supposed if you asked g-d “what is the ultimate question?” by the time he finished his answer the universe would have imploded and exploded simultaniously and we would all die. so if somebody does figure out the real ultimate question we would never know because we would all be dead.
person a: “what is the ultimate question?”
person b: “its ‘on which day of the month is everything free?'”
or
person b:”it’s the one you just asked.”
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