The Underground Sound
(1) a newspaper created in a heroic effort to take over the world and set that sh-t free. composed of a staff of clever, witty, intellegent, and attractive high school students who are just p-wns in their super hot editor’s pathetic attempt to dictate society to a world similar to the pokemon mindset. this basically encomp-sses the ideals of using words and editorials to attack and defend anything and everything our trainers stand for.
(2) the ultimate union of aesthetics and phonetics, merged together into a cheap looking magazine-style representation of life.
the underground sound owns you.
the end.
taylor: pikachu, i choose you!
george bush: aw, not another editorial.
taylor: pikachu, thunderbolt, now!
george bush: d-mnit, i’m front page.
taylor: pikachu, return!
george bush: i hate you, the underground sound.
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