The Unfuckables


a collective noun. these are groups of chicks who travel together on friday and sat-rday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

they are looking for a drink and a f-ck.

the shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
dude 1: “hey, dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!”
dude 2: “yeeech! the unf-ckables!”

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