The Unintentional Thumb
when you’re on facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the “thumb’s up” b-tton, usually at the worst possible time.
“i’m having a really rough day”
“what’s wrong?”
“my dad p-ssed away. 😰”
“👍”
“f-cking unintentional thumb! sorry about your loss.”
or …
“how are things with robert?”
“i found out he’s cheating on me.”
“👍”
“so sorry, the unintentional thumb strikes when you least expect it.”
when you’re on facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the “thumb’s up b-tton, usually at the worst possible time.
it’s going to look something like:
person: “i’m having a really rough day”
me: “what’s wrong?”
person: “my dad p-ssed away. 😰”
me: “👍”
me: “goddammit! the unintentional thumb strikes again! …sorry for your loss.”
example two:
person 1: “how are things with the hubby?”
person 2 :”i found out he’s cheating on me.”
person 1: “👍”
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