the unsolicited


the unwanted/unexpected insertion of a finger into someone else’s b-tthole. this may be attempted on an unsuspecting person regardless of their state of dress. the aim is to attempt to stick one’s digit as far as possible into another’s b-tthole before they have time to clench/react.
i bent over to pick up the remote and she slipped me the unsolicited. ye-ouch!

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