The Vagina Whisperer


1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian
max: dude, i have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
kevin: dude, you need the v-g-n- whisperer tutorial. he will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

jake: what’s up with that hot chick over there? i have been sending drinks over and haven’t even gotten a ‘thank you’.
rob: your an idiot! she is the v-g-n- whisperer.
jake: the what?
rob: the v-g-n- whisperer, she only talks to v-g-n-s. she is a lesbian.

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