the vajalien probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral s-x to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner’s v-lv-. the final result gives an appearance that they are being facef-cked by a monster from alien.
man, i am never giving stephanie head again: she gave me the vajalien probe last night. i thought i was gonna puke out a xenomorph.
- moose luggage
really big b-lls. like, so big you have to carry them around. hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.
the act of a group of friends surprising another friend with a sign stating something relating to the friend and then taking turns or simultaneously killing him or her, all whilst saying “for the blank”, with the blank replaced with a term or phrase representative of the person or the situation. “you alright, mate? you […]
- steak rape
getting a vegetarian drunk and feeding them steak (or any other animal meat) bob took sue on a date and steak raped her. she is not a vegetarian anymore.
- docking and loading
inserting one p-n-s into another, followed by -j-c-l-t–n. thomas and andrew were “docking and loading.”
- b*tt pickler
a person who uses vinegar as a lubricant during -n-l s-x. i’ve always wanted to be a b-tt pickler! i heard it makes -n-l s-x smell less like p–p!