the valyrian steeler


when you want to have s-x with your girl but she is on the rag so she lets you put it in her -ss. while pounding away you want to punish her for her womanly sin so you take out her tampon and wield it like a nice piece of valyrian steel. after smacking her around a bit she looks like she just escaped a fight with the hound.
– d-mn did you see that girl in the courtyard?
– yeah she was f-cked up, looks like jon pulled the valyrian steeler on her.

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