The Vampire’s Assistant
an extremely kick–ss movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than twilight.
if you saw the vampire’s -ssistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!
just like ‘twilight’, its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a normal life, so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbf-cks and duechebags who say the most dumbest sh-t and do the most stupid–ss things. so they meet a guy named ‘cirque du freak’ (or ‘cirque du f-ck’) who’s secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of sh-t that should’ve never been made! it should be t-tled ‘vampire’s -ssistant’!
dracula vs. cirque du freak…
cirque du freak: omg! my film was so good! i’m so happy i hug myself!
dracula: f-ck you! the ‘vampire’s -ssistant’ sucked -ss! get the f-ck outta here you f-g!!
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