the volcanologist on the mountain


someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
i know exactly what happened yesterday. you weren’t there. i was. i was the volcanologist on the mountain.

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