The vulcan


two in the pink, two in the stink. then begin to do the vulcan greeting sign from star trek. use your thumb for the cl-t.
here comes the vulcan…. oh, you like it when spock says h-llo, dont you!
the vulcan is a s-xual practice in which two fingers are placed in the v-g-n- and the other two fingers on the same hand are placed in the -n-s with the hand doing the vulcan sign as a result
awww dude, this girl was so hot i took her home and gave her the vulcan
when you put two in the stink and two in the pink just like your giving the vulcan salutation
“bro smell my fingers i gave her the vulcan”
closely related to the shocker. insertion of the pointer and middle fingers in the v-g-n- and insertion of the ring and pinky fingers in the -n-s.
i was giving her the shocker but she wanted more, so i stuck my ring finger in her b-tt and gave her the vulcan.

vulcanize that ho!
like the shocker, but with all four fingers. two in the pink, two in the stink.
sally was bored with the shocker, so she demanded the vulcan.

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