The Wailing Wench
since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages – in latin it is “planctus puera”,in chinese “哭丫头”. in english, it is “the wailing wench”.
it is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
it might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. but it will always end with a yelp and a shriek!
gross old man 1 – “i pulled the wailing wench on the new girl jenny the other day, i marked her as mine, that’s for sure!”
gross old man 2 – “you, my friend, are quite the rascal! i have longed to wail the wench myself for a fortnight!”
gross old man 1 – ” she shrieked like the beast, and, i must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!”
-both gross man laughing-
since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages – in latin it is “planctus puera”,in chinese “哭丫头”. in english, it is “the wailing wench”.
it is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
it might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. but it will always end with a yelp and a shriek!
gross old man 1 – “i pulled the wailing wench on the new girl jenny the other day, i marked her as mine, that’s for sure!”
gross old man 2 – “you, my friend, are quite the rascal! i have longed to wail the wench myself for a fortnight!”
gross old man 1 – ” she shrieked like a beast, and, i must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!”
-both gross man laughing-
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