The Wanders
imagine this senario:
you -ssertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. people stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time….
you enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
but then…
you have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot -rs- in the first place.
you retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
you have just experienced ‘the wanders’
sandy: what are you looking for bella?
bella: huh?
sandy: fair enough
bella: sorry boganface, just got the wanders
sandy: it happens; maybe if you smoke a few jades you will remember what the f-ck you were looking for
bella: nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin d-ld-?
sandy: ummm… yeah, im keeping it warm for you
bella: you are a sick f-ck sandy; definately time for treasure now
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