The Ward
bathroom, friendly escape from other unsanitary public bathrooms.
a secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
student with hand raised in 5th period english
professor: yes johnny?
student: may i please be excused to use the ward?
professor: why yes of course.
student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. lady points to the left. boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. boy enjoys p–p. boy walks back to cl-ss.
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