The Wassum


the act of being highly intoxicated and proceeding to snort a combination of roast beef and cocaine off of a strippers v-g-n-, even though your a vegetarian.

“oh man, did you see melissa last night? she was pulling a w-ssum.”
he never remembers pulling the w-ssum the next morning

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