The Waxy Jew Technique
the waxy jew technique is a form of male masturbation. first, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it’s hot enough. if the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. next, -j-c-l-t- in the candle after your “session” and burn all the unborn children. flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
“my mom just walked in on me dude…”
“it couldn’t have been that bad, bro.”
“i was using the waxy jew technique.”
“oh sh-t! did you burn yourself???”
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