The Way

broism

literally translates as “the way” in multiple languages.

the eight level process of becoming a bro.

the brotestant will move up in the brociety by following the demands and requests of the bromeister. the brotestant must complete or perform broquests of extreme broism-as determined by the bromeister. the bromeister is the bro, the brotestant is trying to become “bro’s” with.

1. the brotestant will begin as broc-nt, the lowest of the low.
2. brojangler
3. brojewsef
4. brojosef
5. brosef
6. bra
7. broski
8. bro
me: sh-t, how are you still a broc-nt, the lowest of all the levels of the way? i’m almost a bro you fundaf-g.

broc-nt: i’m trying…don’t be such a mcf-ggatron.

me: whatever you broc-nt, just finish your broquest and v-punt that ho!
a great game that no one can write a decent definition for.
a cr-ppy game. take the graphics from pong, the action of risk and the storyline of naughts and crosses, and you have a game ten times better than this petty excuse for a game.

“oh g-d, this game is so bad, i would rather cut my own appendix out with a rusty spoon than bear any more of this torture. it’s so bad. it should crawl back into the sewers like the piece of sh-t that it is.”

the way
an awesome game. the last person is a f-cking idiot.
the way episode 4 and 5
slang for subway, the fast-food sub chain.
f-ck mcdonald’s, dogg…i quit! now i’m gonna go get a real job at the way.
a religious affiliation of believers for gerard way of my chemical romance. an organization publicized by facebook’s group application.

the way pamphlets read as follows:

he has sung unto us the divine path on which we, his loving followers, shall accompany him on.
this, my sisters and my brothers, is the way.

their taglines include:
“the way welcomes all new members with a chemical embrace.”
“the way or the highway.”
“three cheers for the way.”
“thattaway!”

members of the way is known to make references to my chemical romance songs to purify their day-to-day living, and to also strengthen their faith.
cecilia (pamphlet hander-outer):
“my sisters and brothers let us pray
for he shall save us from decay
follow his guidance don’t delay
invite others to join the way today.”

steven: um, i’m already a member of the church…

cecilia: now i know, that i can’t make you stay.
but where’s your heart?

steven: i’m sorry, i don’t think you understood me. i have to go now.

cecilia: trust me!

steven (to friend): yo, that chick is crazy. what the h-ll?

friend: it’s not the church, it’s the way. no man, you’re not in this alone, let me break this awkward silence.

cecilia: my brother…

steven: oh my god, you’re one of them?!