The Wedding Year


(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
john attended a wedding every weekend during the wedding year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
at 28, john experienced the wedding year where (from may to november) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, uncle, and roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. he racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.

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