the wedding


(n)- an 8 day week in which two male wedding attendies deny themselves sleep, non-alcoholic beverages, and any sembelence of anything that could even remotely be described as “civilized behaivor”… in order to out party, out-drink, and out do any other attendee of said wedding. if texans are present, they leave in shame.
peter: dude, remember the wedding?

rob: kind of… i remember being awesome for like a week.

peter: sweet. i uh, don’t remember. anything.

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