The weeknd
the weeknd
the weeknd (abel tesfaye) is an amazing ethiopian canadian chill wave/r&b artist based in toronto. he is by no means drakes protege, but just his own self. some music critics have even said drakes new alb-m was definitely inspired by abel. the weeknd and his xo crew did link up with drake and were featured on each others songs and even connected their acronyms, drakes ovo (octobers very own) and abels xo (ecstasy and oxycodone).after drakes soph-m-re alb-m take care was released the weeknds popularity blew up ..like a c4.
he surfaced in 2010 with a few songs floating around. built up a supportive fan base then released a free mixtape , house of balloons, on his website.after what felt like eons he then released another free mixtape, thursday, also on his website.
his music involves a cool smugness, a lot of s-x, a fun addiction to various drugs and lean, trippy -ss beats, a sensual voice, and the explosion and/or convulsions of ovaries across the world.
many wonder what he will do after his balloon trilogy is over.
sallygrrrl: zomg the weekend is so cool. they’re my favorite band.
janegrrl: you idiot. the weeknd is one man. one divine talented man. and there is no ‘e’
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bob: no h-m- but gone by the weeknd makes me want the gayest of all s-x with you.
the other bob: after listening to his mixtapes. i accept bro. no h-m-
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mary: omg drake made the weeknd.
judy: no.the weeknds talent made the weeknd
a new type of r&b artist. drake’s protege. makes f-cking awesome music. e-rs-xes you constantly.
man, have you heard house of balloons or thursday? the weeknd just won’t stop.
abel tesfaye – he is an artist. he will make you want him by telling you he will rescue you, but won’t love you. he will get you high, imagine you are someone else while f-cking you. he is your worst enemy, and will p-ss you around his crew and will make you like it. he will leave you like a bird and admit he is so wrong, but won’t apologize. he is the most wanted man alive!
listening to the weeknd while having s-x, is like not wearing a condom. you’re just asking for a baby!
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