The Werewolf
like a gorilla mask. you shave your pubic hair, stash it close by, when a girl is on her knees (and you’re standing) performing fallatio on you, when you give her “the money shot” you grab the shaved p-b-s with both hands and throw it on the wet load on your s-xual partners face while yelling “a-whooooooooooo!” (like what a werewolf, wolf, coyote, dog, canine sounds like, if done correctly she should look like a werewolf. also called a wolfman
“yeah, we went to my place, we watched the monster squad, then i hit that b-tch with a werewolf of my own.”
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